In Love With Life And Love Itself

mewtoot:

i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that

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hitlersbreastmilk:

*snuggles into your chest and stabs you 23 times*

(via davejade)

averyveryunbirthdaytoyou:

black-nata:

bittenbyscarlett:

Scarlett Johansson and Chris Evans in a romantic scene during the filming of “Captain America: The Winter Soldier.”

*muffled bird screeching in the distance*

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brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

(via davejade)

dominicsellie:

xizeta:

I got a bag of googles eyes.

cal looks practically the same

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knight-of-stars:

vanehwasreal:

my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”

I have never been more distraught in my entire life

it’s funny because maybe you’ll grow to hate the person you like and start to like the person you hate

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pieropes:

no but why cant i just have a pillow made of the same stuff as boobs

are you suggesting that i kill a guy

for pillow stuffing?

a6leist-slur:

getinthekarkatshinji:

bishopgale:

Amazing Damaged Vriska

She drove to the con in costume and almost crashed like 5 times because she lost her depth perception. That’s dedication.

“I wanted to compliment you on your arm hiding but needed to check that you actually had an arm you were hiding first” -me to her

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